Upcoming Events
We are gearing up for a fantastic year filled with events and markets that you won't want to miss!
Come hangout with us.
March 21st
🍀 Warning: The Guilty Goat is entering Murphys Irish Day with chaotic good energy. 🍀
On March 21st, Main Street becomes a swirl of bagpipes, dancers, classic cars, and people pretending they’re 12% Irish because they did one DNA test in 2018.
We’ll be there too — slinging our small‑batch goat milk soaps and lotions like the clean‑skin bandits we are.
✨ Expect:
🥞 Pancakes (because breakfast is personality)
🎺 A parade that will absolutely wake the dead
🎶 Live music all day to jig, vibe, or aggressively sway
🛍️ 100+ vendors including yours truly
🐐 Scents so good you’ll consider leaving your partner for a bar of soap
Come sniff things you’re legally allowed to sniff, shop small, and celebrate Irish Day the Guilty Goat way — with charm and mischief.
#TheGuiltyGoat #MurphysIrishDay #GoatMilkSoap #ShenanigansGuaranteed
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March 28th
🍃 The Guilty Goat is trotting back to Vintage at the Yard! 🍃
Catch us on March 28th at Modesto’s favorite lakeside treasure hunt — where vintage lovers, handmade creators, and mildly feral ducks all gather in harmony.
We’ll be posted up from 9am–3pm at The Fruit Yard, slinging our small‑batch goat milk soaps and lotions for people who like their skin silky.
✨ What you’ll find:
🛍️ Vintage gems + handcrafted goodies
🌿 A gorgeous outdoor market by the water
🍳 Breakfast, lunch, and snacks to keep you shopping like a champ
🦆 Ducks who will judge you, but lovingly
Admission is just $3 (kids 12 & under free), which is basically a bargain for a whole day of vibes, sunshine, and guilty pleasures.
Come sniff, shop, and stir up a little mischief with us.
We’ll be the booth that smells amazing.
#TheGuiltyGoat #VintageAtTheYard #ModestoEvents #GoatMilkSoap #ShopSmall #HandmadeMarket